Ever wonder what garden gnomes do when they're not doing nothing? We do too. That's why we created Garden Gnome Gnews, to keep inquiring minds like yours free of unnecessary clutter.
If you subscribe to Garden Gnome Gnews, you'll receive regular updates on garden gnome activity, free reading opportunities, a garden gnome shoe polish kit (if we can find it), and self-actualization. Plus, we've got this swifty-nifty anthology of flash fiction stories we'd like to hand out to you, just for being our friend.
The anthology features winners of the popular Flim-Flam Games, a monthly contest the garden gnomes held from September 2013 to December 2014. All the winners are here, and the runners up too.
I absolutely love the creative little notes I get in my email about all the things you guys are doing. They almost always make me laugh. Whoever thinks those things up... give 'em a pat on the back for me, please. I love to laugh. --Renee L. via Facebook
We don't like to make promises (because we'll have to keep them), but if you subscribe to the Garden Gnome Gnews, you will not be disappointed. In fact, you'll be very appointed--on multiple occasions.
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